ClutchLikeHOAF ME Slow 6.5.2026
Main Event ONLINE - 6hr Slow #114704 · league 114704 · slot 1 · Andrew Schellenberg
Playoffs: 11% (down 16 since Week 7)
As of Week 8. The Sharp Model plays out the rest of the season 10,000 times from each roster’s projections, this league’s fixed schedule and FFPC’s seeding rules. Expected prize money is the average across those seasons, not a forecast of what a team will win. There is no backtest yet: this is the first season we have run it.
Roster
best lineup projects 2143.3 pts| Player | Rd | Pos | NFL | Proj |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | RB | ATL | 326.9 | |
| 2 | TE | CHI | 257.4 | |
| 3 | WR | DAL | 245.7 | |
| 4 | RB | CLE | 197.0 | |
| 5 | WR | CHI | 209.0 | |
| 6 | WR | NO | 111.0 | |
| 7 | WR | JAX | 212.4 | |
| 8 | QB | CHI | 338.9 | |
| 9 | RB | DEN | 160.2 | |
| 10 | TE | NYJ | 120.2 | |
| 11 | WR | GB | 170.0 | |
| 12 | WR | HOU | 0.0 | |
| 13 | RB | SEA | 68.2 | |
| 14 | RB | DEN | 64.9 | |
| 15 | RB | GB | 151.0 | |
| 16 | WR | SF | 49.6 | |
| 17 | TE | LAR | 117.8 | |
LAC Team Defense | 18 | DEF | LAC | 86.0 |
| 19 | RB | IND | 30.0 | |
| 20 | K | KC | 100.0 |
Weekly results
| Week | Points | League rank | Left on bench |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 125.5 | 10 | 24.7 |
| 2 | 102.3 | 11 | 32.2 |
| 3 | 124.5 | 8 | 52.3 |
| 4 | 124.0 | 8 | 13.9 |
| 5 | 149.5 | 5 | 20.2 |
| 6 | 130.4 | 5 | 27.6 |
| 7 | 156.8 | 3 | 11.9 |
| 8 | 121.0 | 9 | 25.8 |
“Left on bench” compares what was started against the best lineup from the drafted roster. Phase 1 does not track waivers or trades, so a week with roster moves can read high.
Schedule
| Wk | Opponent | Score | Result |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | vs Den’s Dawgs | 125.55–182.85 | L |
| 2 | vs Wolfpack | 102.30–135.75 | L |
| 3 | vs Fantasy Sopranos-54 | 124.55–117.15 | W |
| 4 | vs Dungbeatle | 123.95–113.75 | W |
| 5 | vs Italy | 149.50–120.30 | W |
| 6 | All-play week | 130.45 | W |
| 7 | vs Justification of Greatness | 156.80–99.40 | W |
| 8 | vs MPGB ME1 | 121.05–153.65 | L |
| 9 | vs Lemon Pound Cake | – | Upcoming |
| 10 | vs Studmuffin L | – | Upcoming |
| 11 | vs Country - Accountant 1 | – | Upcoming |
| 12 | vs Dreaming of Sundays | – | Upcoming |
League
Full league →| SeedTeam | W–L | Playoffs | PF | PA | GB | Streak |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 · paidMPGB ME1 | 8–0 | 99% | 1222.50 | 844.90 | – | W8 |
| 2 · paidDreaming of Sundays | 6–2 | 84% | 1166.55 | 954.65 | 2 | W5 |
| 3Fantasy Sopranos-54 | 6–2 | 64% | 1111.50 | 812.50 | 2 | W5 |
| 4Den’s Dawgs | 4–4 | 45% | 1145.15 | 978.35 | 4 | L4 |
| 5ClutchLikeHOAF ME Slow 6.5.2026 (this team) | 5–3 | 11% | 1034.15 | 922.85 | 3 | L1 |
| 6Italy | 4–4 | 79% | 1137.05 | 1038.40 | 4 | W1 |
| 7Lemon Pound Cake | 4–4 | 3% | 1041.35 | 960.15 | 4 | W2 |
| 8Dungbeatle | 3–5 | 10% | 1072.60 | 957.05 | 5 | L2 |
| 9Studmuffin L | 2–6 | 5% | 1063.80 | 961.70 | 6 | L5 |
| 10Country - Accountant 1 | 2–6 | 1% | 992.75 | 1036.40 | 6 | L1 |
| 11Justification of Greatness | 2–6 | <1% | 987.75 | 964.40 | 6 | L4 |
| 12Wolfpack | 2–6 | <1% | 894.55 | 946.65 | 6 | W1 |
Seeds follow the Main Event: 1-seed the best record, 2-seed the most points among the rest, then the next best record and the next most points. Seeds 1 and 2 are paid and go to the Championship Round. In the week 6 all-play, the top six scores win and every team tied with the sixth-best score takes a win. Records are ordered by win percentage, a tie counting half a win, and a tie on that goes to points for here; FFPC’s own tiebreak decides the real seed.
Core overlap
0 teams in the field share at least 7 of your first nine picks (0 share 8, 0 share 9), out of 4,499 other teams.